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In the past 24 hours Sam has:
*revealed a bruise covering his entire forehead
*had a run-in with a rose bush that took a few swipes on his face, including his lip
*bonked his head on the bathroom counter right before a bath which caused him to bite his tongue (not very badly, but enough to draw blood) in 4 different places
*ripped part of his big toenail off- also unsure of how this happened.

Can we say accident prone?! what am I going to do with this child??!!!